HEADLINE:World’s Best Santa Claus is from...... Hong Kong!?!

 Time to change your perceptions guys! The world's best Santa has a black beard, is Asian and cannot speak English!
Jimmy Chan participated in the Santa Claus Winter Games where he competed in reindeer races, porridge eating and chimney climbing....why was there no a see-who-can-give-out-most presents event?!? 

Full article: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/sweden/6703561/Hong-Kong-man-best-Santa-Claus-in-the-world.html

HEADLINE: Notre Dame's new football coach is Santa?

Okay, we all know it is a joke, but have a fun read!

Full article: http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/entertainment/stories.nsf/0/7E114C8AD88E56FD8625768300168DC5?OpenDocument

Mr Bean again!

More funny quotes!

'I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.'  

Shirley Temple

'Let me see if I've got this Santa business straight. You say he wears a beard, has no discernible source of income and flies to cities all over the world under cover of darkness? You sure this guy isn't laundering illegal drug money?' 

Tom Armstrong

'Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.' 

Victor Borge

'Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, Must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking?'  

Arlo Guthrie

'You know you're getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.'

Robert Paul

'Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas?

You know... the birth of Santa.'

Bart Simpson


'Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven.'

W. C. Fields

'Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year.'

P. J. O’Rourke

'From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it'

Katharine Whitehorn

'Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries-old traditions such as trying to find a parking space at the mall. We traditionally do this in my family by driving around the parking lot until we see a shopper emerge from the mall, then we follow her, in very much the same spirit as the Three Wise Men, who 2,000 years ago followed a star, week after week, until it led them to a parking space.'

Dave Barry

'There is a remarkable breakdown of taste and intelligence at Christmas time. Mature, responsible grown men wear neckties made of holly leaves and drink alcoholic beverages with raw egg yolks and cottage cheese in them.'          
P.J. O'Rourke

'Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.'            
Kin Hubbard

HEADLINE: Elf threatened to bomb Santa!

No....really!

Apparently this is how the story went.

An elf (he's really a man dressed as one) walked up to take a picture with Santa in a Georgian mall. He then calmly told Santa that he had a TNT on him. So Santa did the one thing he know how to and runs him over with his reindeer (okay, it was only the security).

Guess someone's been naughtly this year....

Full Story: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/6720096/Elf-jailed-over-Father-Christmas-dynamite-hoax-in-US-mall.html

So this aint too funny, but OMG is it sooooo awesome....

So are there any Google lovers around here?Put your hands up if you are!

Although I can't really see if you really did do it or not, I would expect a fair few hands to be up. Now there are more reasons to really love Google!

If you live in the US, Google will send one free Christmas card on your behalf!

For more info check:

https://services.google.com/fb/forms/gmailholidaycard/

Bad Santa!

Don't lie

Lawyer v Santa

HEADLINE: Santa or Babysitter?

Those who thinks that being Santa's a great job...well... think again!
"The other day, a baby vomited all over me," one Santa said.

Full article: http://www.news.com.au/perthnow/story/0,21498,26413512-2761,00.html?from=public_rss

Holiday Party Excuse Generator

A company called Enlighten has a Holiday Party Excuse Generator that makes up these hilarious excuses on the spot. It's great for parties you'd rather eat dirt than attend. Also great for creating holiday high jinks among your nearest and dearest. Anyway . . . it's cool.

Check it out

Christmas Name Generator

See what you get, and post on the comments section!

Enter your name:




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Funny Quotes!

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Anonymous

Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.

Phyllis Diller

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Jay Leno

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

Anonymous

Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your feet.

Anonymous

Did you ever notice that life seems to follow certain patterns? Like I noticed that every year around this time, I hear Christmas music.

Tom Sims

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.

Bernard Manning

Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.

Anonymous

Come to me. I want to plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas.

John Cleese, "Mony Python"

There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.

Erma Bombeck

HEADLINE: Don't know how to cook turkey? Give the turkey helpline a call.

British Turkey Federation has launched a telephone helpline for amateur chefs who are looking at preparing their own Christmas feast! The helpline is 0800 783 9994.

Full story: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/topics/christmas/6708026/Turkey-Hotline-launched-to-help-flustered-Christmas-cooks.html

CHRISTMAS SPECIAL Funniest Home Videos (Part One)

Thanks to 999crypticAFV for uploading.

Part one!


Part two!

PUCCA!!! Christmas!!!

For the Pucca fans out there!

Mr. Bean conducts Christmas Orchestra

I'll never get tired of watching Mr. Bean!

12 Days of Christmas-Indian Style!!!

12 Days of Christmas video clip re-worked Indian style. Performed by animated popstar, Boymongoose and Indian boyband.To download 12 Days of Christmas or hear other Boymongoose tracks and videos, visit www.boymongoose.com. And thanks to the uploader!

More pictures!!!!

Okay....more Christmas pics! Here they come!

Looks like the owner have quite a bit to clean up!

The effects of Global Warming....

Who says it must be a snowman?

Next time instead of writing a letter to Santa....

Why you don't give out your credit card number....especially if you are Santa!

1st Post

hat's up everyone?

So it's the 3rd of December, ie 22 days to Christmas. So how about we try to find some funny stuff about Christmas heh?
Here are some pictures I found. I don't own them, but found them on the net.

Please send pictures to blogmisconwp@gmail.com if you have anymore!